It may seem like a waste to have a whole post dedicated to a feature that isn’t there, but knowing this fact would have saved me some wasted mental effort and disappointment.

The Compact Framework is necessarily small. Microsoft only puts functionality into it that developers will be likely to actually need. This means that a lot of stuff you’d like to be there isn’t. This also means that you might need to interoperate with native code to do some of what you want to do.

If you are like me, this means you would like to use C++/CLI (the old-school .NET technology formerly known as Managed C++) to do that interop. You, like me, would be sorely disappointed. C++/CLI is not supported on the Compact Framework, and as far as I know there are no plans to add it. Prepare to P/Invoke.